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xtash 31.10.09 - 03:28pm
ohh yea dis corner is jst for some jokes or some laf dat u wud wanna share so go ahead frnds spread de smile cos its de longest word in english oh ohh dnt think so hard its simple its got a Mile init... *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:38pm
twinkle twinkle little star u r chanda i am star nyt is meant for sleeping yaar so take ur takiya n so ja yaar :) :) :) *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:46pm
which is dat one thng which only alone Raavan cud do n not Rama hmmm hmmm think yaar ohh its a pj so simple and answer is Group Discussion hehehe *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:49pm
a lil naughty one fr guys lol officer to a lady at beach - Madam swimming is prohibitted here. Lady - Officer why dint u tel me dis wen i ws removing ma clothes! Officer - Well dats not Prohibitted... ;) lmao *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 03:49pm
Unlike others, ur brains hv 2 sides the left side & the right side. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it :):):) Just Think Hard about it *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:53pm
wat is swine flu - S Sweet W wine IN de E evening wit a F frnd L lyk U! Nyc disease na Swine Flu *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 03:55pm
Bijli + Badal = Savan aaya. Baraat + Baja = Dulha aaya. Phool + Nazare = Basant aaya. Aap + Aapki hasi = Bhago bhoot aaya. *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:57pm
one day a sardar saw a dream Next day he went and closed his ICICI Bank account Arre ask why uff dnt think so hard its Jst dat Icici bank slogan is *we make ur dreams come true* lol *

xtash 31.10.09 - 03:59pm
Today I read in de newspaper dat if we msg our frnds den we are pro ne to heart disease so its gonna be closed frm today itself hey hey wait but wat u thot eh i meant de Newspaper yaar *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:02pm
Positive thinking poem: Little bird in the sky. Dropping s**t into ur eye. U dont worry u dont cry. U just thank God that cows dont fly! *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:06pm
why didn't u told me earlier that u are HIV positive...... don't be afraid.... u are so sweet that u hav e (H)oney (I)n (V)eins
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shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:07pm
Sardar library mein 2-3 ghante book padke bola SO BORING, so many characters but no story. Den librarian says, Sardarji dis is phone directory. rofl.GIF *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:10pm
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:13pm
An ass, behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation.??

Sardar teaching his son the spelling of assassination
Ass-ass-i-nation
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shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:15pm
Latest rhymes in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Quarter rates are up so high,
So, drink beer with chicken fry.
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shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:16pm
How can a Sardar kill a lion..?? Sardar thinks & thinks hard.. Comes 2 a conclusion i'll drink POISON.. And let the Lion eat me and die. *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:17pm
Do bache jungle me poty kr rahe the. Achanak lion aa gya 1st-tu dr raha hai? 2nd-main nahi darta. 1st-to sale apni dho meri Kyon dho raha hai. *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:18pm
Srdr:What is the guarnty 4 dis mirror?
Shopkeeper:Put downfrm 100ft of height, d miror will not brek till d 99th feet.
Srdr:Wow! Then pack it.
pmpl.GIF *

shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:19pm
Dost bole to Bhai
Bhai bole to MunnaBhai
MunnaBhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr.
Dr. bole toh kya bole chal Chaddhi utaar injection lagane ka.
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shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:20pm
AMERICAN :- Hamare yaha war ho gaya!
SANTA :- Hamare INDIA mein to roz war hota hai.
AMERICAN :- Wo kaise?
SANTA :- SOMWAR, MANGALWAR, BUDHWAR.
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shail_86 31.10.09 - 04:23pm
Ab tak meri life 1 khuli botal thi, Jisse sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha, Par aap ke aane se sab kuchh ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa Dhakkan sabko mile. pmpl.GIF *

xtash 31.10.09 - 04:44pm
Girls after exams: Girls from Delhi - oh de exam ws easy Girls frm Chennai - Gosh de exam ws tough Girls frm Mumbai - ey leav abt de exam de boi sittin behind ws so cute na ... Lol *

texan09 31.10.09 - 05:45pm
wat does santa n our bosses have in common? v do al de hard work n de fat man gets de credit lol *

texan09 31.10.09 - 05:51pm
Wife said to her husband u kno I was a fool wen I married u n de husband replied yes dear I was in luv n I neva noticed it *

texan09 31.10.09 - 06:32pm
women r greedy dey want evrything from a man but men dey want only one thing from al women *

shail_86 1.11.09 - 02:55am
Ladkiyon k college me strike thi ladke bhi unke saath the ladkiyon ne nara lagaya hamari maange.
Peeche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo!
lol.GIF *

shail_86 1.11.09 - 03:19am
Hawa me bindas ud raha tha Ghalib, hawa me Azad ud raha tha Ghalib, hawa me betab ud raha tha Ghalib.
Phir......Phir kya ruk gai hawa gir gaya Ghalib.
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shail_86 1.11.09 - 03:40am
Sardaro ki shadi me DJ laga tha.
DJ wala sir DJ kitni der tak chalana hai.

Owner 12 baje tak chala do uske bad to sab generator ki aawaz per bhi nach lenge. *

shail_86 1.11.09 - 03:44am
PARIKSHA ANTHEM
Hum honge all pass,
Honge all pass,
Honge all pass ek din,
Ohoh,
Likhte hai bakwaas,
Phir bhi hai vishwas,
Hum honge all pass ek din!
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texan09 1.11.09 - 06:50pm
one sardarji wrote 2 BILL GATES- Sir I bought a PC n dey said dat dey wud instal windows but wat abt doors? *

texan09 3.11.09 - 02:38pm
Teacher:what's common between Krishna,Ram,Jesus,Buddha n Gandhi?
Sardar:All r born on government holiday *

texan09 3.11.09 - 02:43pm
Judge:aren't u ashamed ?it's de 3rd u r comin 2 court
Sardar:aren't u ashamed ? u r comin daily *

shail_86 4.11.09 - 02:07am
Fill these blanks with Yes or No? & prove ur intelligence
1. _____, I dont have a BRAIN.
2. _____, I dont have SENSE.
3. _____, I am STUPID.
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shail_86 4.11.09 - 03:05am
To live a life one needs brain, reflexes, perception, I.Q., knowledge, way of expression. Hats off to you!! bcoz u r doing gr8 without them. pmpl.GIF *

texan09 4.11.09 - 07:31am
Very useful advice:don't drink while drivin cos u might spill de beer *

texan09 4.11.09 - 07:35am
We do really luv our bosses...when dey r not in de office *

shail_86 5.11.09 - 07:13am
BREAKING NEWS:A 'two seater' plane crashed in a graveyard today. The rescue team has found 500 dead bodies so far. *

texan09 5.11.09 - 01:56pm
Children in de front seat of a car can cause accidents
Accidents in de back seat of a car can cause children lol *

texan09 6.11.09 - 04:41pm
To err is human nature To put the blame on another person is strategic *

shail_86 8.11.09 - 04:55pm
An elephant and ant were talking: Ant: how old are you? Elephant : 2 years. Ant: u dont look so. Elephant : i eat complan daily. 'badhte bacchon ke liye'. How old are u? Ant : 5 years. Elephant : u also dont look so? Ant : i eat jhandhu kesari jeevan daily, 'badhti umra mano tham si jaye' *

texan09 12.11.09 - 02:45pm
one sardar had a nightmare de next day he went 2 his bank n closed his acct der asked y he says de bank says we make ur dreams come true *

texan09 26.11.09 - 03:17pm
husband 2 wife :twinkle twinkle lil star u shud kno wat u r n once u kno wat u r mental hospital is not so far *

shail_86 22.12.09 - 04:07pm
Once a boy was asked to write an essay on d topic 'lazyness' in exams. The boy left d first four pages blank and wrote on d fifth page 'thats wat i call lazyness' *

shail_86 16.01.10 - 05:52pm
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:


Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: suit/casuals I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady:
Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb
nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded
with blue ba11s, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog
together. And the lady started crying..
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first!!!!!!! *

xtash 27.01.10 - 05:17pm
killer pj - Lady drinking c*ke a mosquito falls init Lady removes it and mosquito says maa lady asks y u called me maa mosquito replies main teri c*ke se nikla hoon ;) lol *

shail_86 4.02.10 - 03:46am
a hen fell in love with a pig. one day they kissed each other , the next day the pig died of bird flu and the hen died of swine flu.... AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI *

shail_86 4.02.10 - 03:51am
a man used to go to lord shiva's trmple daily, one day due to some reason the priest replaced his statue with lord ganesha's. next day when the man came he said beta papa se bolna ki uncle aaye the.(plz tell ur dad that uncle came to meet him) lol *

xtash 5.02.10 - 03:52pm
If the 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still 2?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?
Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars?
During a flight, why do people treat those little one ounce pretzel packets like they're something really special?
Why do banks charge a non-sufficient funds fee when they already know theres not enough money in your account?
Why dont people say, Its Only A Game when theyre winning?
If the bride is pregnant, should you throw puffed rice?
Why is the Department of Interior responsible for everything outdoors?
Why do we turn down the car radio when searching for our destination?
Why isnt the number 11 pro nounced onety-one?
When two planes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?
After using a public bathroom shouldnt that wimpy air hand dryers last instruction read, Wipe hands on pants?
Why dont they give you a knife in Chinese restaurants?
Why do people order a diet c*ke with their ten thousand calorie, super sized, fast food meal?
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xtash 5.02.10 - 03:56pm
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the s*x Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this .'
Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
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xtash 5.02.10 - 04:00pm
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man approached him and said, Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than Ive ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, My wifes first husband.
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xtash 5.02.10 - 04:01pm
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. Congratulations, said the nurse,
but dont you think this is enough? The woman replied, Are you kidding? This is the only
vacation I get each year.
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